#blorbo gets all my illnesses 👍

[moraent-keys]

My need to project everything onto MK makes me wanna hc him having ocd but at the same time idk if it feels right

[thevoicetournament]

reasons under cut

LBP narrator:

"to be honest little big planet is one of the games of all time <3 and stephen fry as narrator really adds to the whole experience." -Submitter #37

TSP Narrator:

"Because you're so so right he's so very valid and should get in!!!" -Submitter #6

"The guy ever!! :D" -Submitter #12

"He and Stanley r gay married <3 hope this helps" -Submitter #26

"Let's be honest, he's the REAL main character of the stanley parable. (Also I am very interested to see how many different submissions from different media are just named "Narrator".)" -Submitter #31

(yes, there were... so many... 34 for "The Narrator" 16 for "Narrator" and 8 for "the narrator") -blog runner response

"He’s gay and autistic. What more could you want?" -Submitter #32

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Submitter #78

"He is so babygirl" -Submitter #84

"you said submit him lol :3 i always gotta submit the blorbo in my brain who says everything i do" -Submitter #107

"his voice is hot 👍" -Submitter #114

"They're just cool :]" -Submitter #118

"Yeah <3" -Submitter #126

"LET HIM IN. LET HIM INNNNN" -Submitter #130

"Legit!! He is my autism Also he's a disembodied voice I mean" -Submitter #235

"He is one of two (sometimes three?) characters in the entire game and he is more powerful than the player realizes" -Submitter #139

"The real 🫶" -Submitter #145

"He’s a NERD" -Submitter #157

"Hes such a funny n silly goober" -Submitter #167

"Need I say more?" -Submitter #201

"If the narrator isn't in this tournament that is a fucking CRIME; he has more personality than a vast majority of embodied characters in modern video games" -Submitter #68

"i like the game, also on a stream with his brother the creater said that the Narrator is the 'platonic idea of divorce' and i think thats kinda funny" -Submitter #79

"Honestly he is THE blorbo at the moment. I stop to think and this silly man’s voice echos in my head" -Submitter #117

"You told us to submit him lol" -Submitter #121

"I mean. It's the narrator!" -Submitter #128

"🥵" -Submitter #143

"He is THE voice. I think about him forever I believe him wholeheartedly I support him when he blows the fuckinh building up in countdown ending" -Submitter #226

"YES IM SUBMITTING THIS! IM ALLOWED TO SUBMIT TO MY OWN COMPITITION!!!" -Submitter #3 (aka me)

"yknow ;)" -Submitter #4

"he likes shrimp" -Submitter #40

"hes so fucking bizzare i want him to get in but then lose during the first round" -Submitter #43

(you heard the man! /j -poll runner)

"Needed to make sure the boy gets in, also thought it’d be funny to specify ultra deluxe. You’ve already received him, you know he’s getting in. I just have to say it" -Submitter #134

"you know the rules and so do I >:)" -Submitter #8

"me head hurt :( my vote should count as 2 because i am sad and sick" -Submitter #94

"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE HIM PART OF THIS TOURNAMENT ILL GO FUCKING INSANE I NEED HIM HES MY BABY GIRL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HES SO. HES SO" -Submitter #39

alright boys... play nice >:3 /lh

[transmasc-wizard]

me stuff: name is Beck, pronouns he/it, MINOR, writer, artist, enjoyer of horror and fantasy, leftist, autistic + other stuff, white, not from the USA 👍

blog stuff: mostly writblr content and shitposts, with some personal insanity + goofing around + disabilityposting + art. will give writing advice if asked (including things like writing autism). will participate in STS, Blorbo Blursday, and WBW (or at least try to!).

writes about: fantasy, horror, queer people, disability + mental illness, monstrosity as a metaphor, tragedy + catharsis, grief, hope. currently rotating projects too much to link a main or two, but i hopefully will have one soon.

will block: nsfw/18+ blogs, anti-BLM, radfems/TERFs, other bigots, shipping discourse heavy blogs, queer exclusionists, tags my posts q slur, harry potter blog, ignores bigotry in the writblr community bc "we should all just get along".

other blogs: @/tobias-fell (books), @/trans-michael-shelley (fandom), @/chronic-coolness (disability) @/faggotriot (alt/punk/goth, run with my friends lychniscitrus, cnnamonrolls, and abouttogetshellshocked).

wip links to be added

[uniquezombiedestiny]

tell me about your blorbos from your brain...

i have this post where i said random stuff about my ocs

so now ill do more of that 👍

update! its 12 am and sun is my mind so so so so much

the sun is so close yet so far from earth. we literally feel its light every day and yet its like millions of miles away from us. then it just becomes night and theres just the moon, reflecting the suns light

ironically i never thought about sun being like the Actual Sun until now but. damn (she is so close yet so far but she could never come to earth) (the moon is only a reflection of the sun. it is still there, just barely. even when she's completely gone shes still reaching out for earth) (also she can be the earth too. a computer monitor and a star both emit light after all. and without a sun? the world ends) (...but the earth mostly represents people outside of unreality - all of x535/l corp but specifically mason, basil, miho, farrow and ex. but most of all mason and ex bc they have the most banger ask responses ever)

(AGH <- obsessing over a literal side character) (does anyone else even think about her. i mean either way i make up for it via this shit but still lmao)

also the opposite: darkness. 'binah' eventually cracks and cracks like glass until becoming a shadow, the opposite of sun.* and sun eventually kills her, finally gaining her power to control unreality. the light consumes the darkness, destroying it. even when she killed her she followed in her footsteps and her goals, and really the goal of unreality - destroying evil. but at this point, she knew that. and thats why she did it, to continue to her legacy and goals

*update! the sun makes shadows appear. hehe. there has always been a thing of unreality being made from peoples minds (which is canon - poussey and miku are able to meet in unreality by thinking of the same place. but you know that lol). 'binah' does bring sun into unreality to punish her for killing angela, which sprouted from paranoia. so she kinda is her shadow, like the dark parts of her mind ig

"i do not want to be in a cell and i do not want to mindlessly kill" <- lol. lmao, even (tbh this just lives in my head just bc. but sun is trapped in unreality and repeatedly killed, so this could totally match that. or she could say its about l corp. "arent you trapped, mindlessly killing others yourself? ill free you.")

also "murder happens all the time. sometimes as a necessity. maybe it does [mean youre a better person]." [!] sun will remember this (she's probably gonna repeat it to him when she eventually gets back to the facility as an arbiter ["arent i the better person for this?"])

im so normal. writing this just feels like this. i hope you understand these autistic swag beams directly from my mind

[temeow]

gay lawyers game!! for ask game

YAYYAY i have only played the first 3 games So 👍

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - FRANZISKA !!!! for starters she is so pretty but her backstory is so sad like a prosecutor at 13 (i think) ?!??!? /? /??!?! AND LAW SCHOOL BEFORE THAT TOO all bc of the pressure to follow in her father and older brothers footsteps....

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scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) - hmmmmm. probably pearl she is so sweet and everu time she goes on screen am like "pearl !!!!! /awww the Pearl awwww th

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scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) - ron delite (and desiree (is tbag how u spell it)) !!!!!!!!!!! he is so sillyALSO THE FACT THAT HE WAS GUILTY OF BEING MASQUE⭐DEMASQUE BUT WAS LET OFF BC OF THE DOUBLE JEAPODRY RULE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LIKE how did u manage that !! lucky

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glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) - ron delite again hhhhhh i love him but no onw ever talks about him ever

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poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - miles edgeworth he is the pathetic man ever.

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horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - godot sorry. i havent finished the last aa3 case so his backstory might get expanded on then and ill feel really bad for him or somdthing BUT god. hes diego armando right otherwise i have made a mistake however HE KEPT CALLING MIA KITTEN LIKE WHAT WAS UP WJTH THAT I WANTED TO PUNCH THE TV EVERH TIME HE SPOKE

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eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - manfred von karma. hate that guy Also that guy from 1-2 redd white i think ?? hate that guy as well